Granddadisims
Grand dad on Lying
- You lie quicker than a cat licks it's @$$!
- If you can't handle the truth then don't ask me for it!
- You shoot the weakest $*!@ at the strongest people!
- You know how I can tell you're lying? Your moth is moving!
Grand dad on Love
- What a life without a wife!
- If you can't love the one you want, might as well love the one you're with
- If you ever catch me with my arms around a skinny woman. You better belive I'm just holding her @$$ for the police!
Grand dad on impotence
- Just cause I'm on a diet that don't mean I can't look at the menu!
Grand dad on gambling
- If you learn how to cheat you can learn to keep the sheat off of you